i would have married you in vegas



Heyo my names brooke be my friend

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4 bras on Jack's mic stand
3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 1,069 notes
kim-kanye-baby:

This man is out of control!

kim-kanye-baby:

This man is out of control!

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 153,668 notes

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 312,735 notes
man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO
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swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.

1 day ago on July 20th | J | 177,825 notes
bringmethepiercedfate:

i canT BREATHE 

bringmethepiercedfate:

i canT BREATHE 

1 day ago on July 20th | J | 4,055 notes

prettyoddprince:

when I grow up I want to be Amy Poehler

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